About Us
Swanky Tee’s was born from inside jokes, sarcastic banter, and one too many beers. It started with “Thursty Thursday” and “Two-fer Tuesday” — little jokes that quickly became full-blown t-shirt ideas.
With years of graphic design experience and a love for making people laugh, we launched our first hit: the 7Day Drinking Guide t-shirts. The response was instant, and Swanky Tee’s was officially on the map.
For over 20 years, we’ve created custom apparel for schools, teams, businesses, and anyone who loves to stand out. Every design is made in-house by our small team of creative (and slightly twisted) minds who believe in saying what you’re thinking — louder and on a t-shirt.
We believe in self-expression. Some people do it with tattoos or hair color — we do it with tees. Whether you’re sarcastic, bold, introverted, or just having one of those days, we’ve got a shirt that speaks for you.
Swanky Tee’s is retail therapy with a sense of humor. Each shirt is a chance to make someone laugh, turn a few heads, or start a conversation. If we can get someone to snort-laugh at your shirt, even better.
Express Yourself With a Swanky Tee.
Life’s too short for boring shirts.
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Privacy Policy
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Return Policy
Our shirts are made to order and individually inspected before shipment, therefore we do not allow returns or exchanges on items purchased on this site. See our Return Policy for more details.
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